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The United States of America (also known as USA, US, or America) is a federal Republic founded upon Judeo-Christian values. Founded in 1776 per the Declaration of Independence, the US fought against the British army for freedom to found a truly Christian nation.

However, as the decline of Western civilization has continued to occur, albeit at a faster rate in Europe, the US has been growing into irrelevance as Communist China and neo-fascist Russia have been taking over as global superpowers. This is due in part to wicked vulgarian Donald Trump assuming the role of 45th "president" right after Barry Soetoro of Kenya usurped the same position right before him. There is also a problem with scantily clad women as strippers, sex workers, and "pop stars" as well as a problem with profanity and obesity that has resulted from a lack of true Independent Fundamentalist Baptist values in the nation.

Due to these factors, the US has gone from a Judeo-Christian conservative nation to a liberal one where men can become women, women can become men, and men can marry men and women can marry women, and any sir her zir kir blir can identify as a fire breathing kitty if they want to. Some can point to Trump being the Antichrist, and they may be correct because those Access Hollywood tapes as well as the fact that Trump was in a softcore porn film show that Americans have gone from the Greatest Generation that were not wimps and fought the war to coddled liberal brats in easy colleges that get gender studies degrees and have to live in their safe spaces due to the mere fact that they had a microaggression due to a lack of a trigger warning due to the fact that a hard working coal miner had the mere audacity to call a "zir kir" "sir."

Also note that Americans owe over $1 trillion in credit card debt. Proverbs 22:7 says The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender." In addition, the institution of the Federal Reserve bank and the income tax in 1913 set us up for what happened in 1972 when Nixon entirely disassociated the US dollar with gold, killing what remained of the gold standard after 1913, so that politicians can play games to fund useless endeavors and rack up over $20 trillion in the process.

This shows that due to a lack of Christian morals, where sodomites and transvestites reign supreme, as well as worthless paper money better used to wipe your own derriere, even the greatest and boldest experiments in human history can utterly fail.

RIP USA (1776-2015)