Penis

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The penis is a liberal organ of Satan that was corrupted during the fall of man. Sexual reproduction is the purpose of the existence of the organ, but Satan has introduced the concepts of having sex for pleasure, as well as Onanism, both of which are wicked abominations unto the Lord.

Much like the vagina, the penis is glorified in Western culture, and many praises, adulations, perverted jokes, and other such abominations exist due to the lack of godliness in wicked modern culture.

"Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost [which is] in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."- I Corinthians 6:18-20

Liberal "comedian" and cousin of liberal Senate Minority leader Charles Schumer Amy Schumer has engaged in some ribaldry, speculating the penis size of individuals. Men and women in wicked societies are fixated on the size of the organ, and as God has instructed people, such carnal concerns are lacking in purpose and substance, and due to this godly living is living in which there is no sexual pleasure and therefore such a concern as this is absolutely irrelevant.[1]

Men do many wicked deeds because instead of being led by the Lord, they are led by this evil organ to be doing absolutely abominable deeds that include the sex act, and the even worse act of Onanism.

"And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also."- Genesis 38:8-10

Onan engaged in sin, and liberals today have even convinced church leaders that Onanism is perfectly normal behavior that causes the relief of stress, and it prevents sexual crime. Nonetheless, it is a selfish act of Satan, and one of the main forces behind it is Satan's own succubus Taylor Swift, who has led men into Onanism and with this method have caused possibly quadrillions of lives to be lost. Men tend to be more wicked than women when it comes to sexual immorality, and Satan is fully aware of this.

References

  1. http://uproxx.com/tv/amy-schumer-laurence-fishburne-penis/